What a Calamity

We’re just done viewing the Windy City,
The Windy City is alrigh’ lookin’,
But they ain’t got nothin’ special,
No sir e.

They got some big old shacks,
Biggest in all Amerikee,
But ya seen one,
Ya seen em all believe me.

The weather there was quite a treat,
The sun shone down quite a heat,
But after walking around all day,
I sure was beat.

We’re just done viewing the Windy City,
The Windy City is alrigh’ lookin’,
But they ain’t got nothin’ special,
I’m tellin’ you guys,
We got more interesting stuff in London than the whole of Ilanoy.

On the pier a theme park,
All sort of coasters and more,
But go on any of the rides,
And you will soon be poor.

We’re just done visitin’ the Windy City,
The Windy City is alrigh’ lookin’,
But they aint got what we got,
I'm telin’ you guys,
I ain’t a swopping half a Ricky,
For the whole of Illinois.

J.